*E*P*P*S*: One Word Tag

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

One Word Tag

One Word Tag
1. Where is your cell phone? Pocket
2. Where is your significant other? Gone
3. Your hair color? Brown
4. Your mother? Festive
5. Your father? Amazing
6. Your favorite thing? Kids
7. Your dream last night? True
8. Your dream/goal? Happiness
9. The room you're in? Office
10. Your hobby? Quilting
11. Your fear? Loss
12. Where do you want to be in six years? Peaceful
13. Where were you last night? Home
14. What you're not? Perfect
15. One of your wish list items? Debtless
16. Where you grew up? Mountains
17. The last thing you did? Cried
18. What are you wearing? Jeans
19. Your TV? Off
20. Your pet? Genevieve
21. Your computer? Desktop
22. Your mood? Unstable
23. Missing someone? Lots
24. Your car? Dying
25. Something you're not wearing? Watch
26. Favorite Store? Costco
27. Your summer? Emotional
28. Love someone? Incredibly
29. Your favorite color? Yellow
30. When is the last time you laughed? Yesterday
31. Last time you cried? S’morning

People I TAG:
Cluelessllama
Hugawerewolf
Sarah E.
JibeHo
Jen R.
Rachel C.
Heather E.

3 comments:

Jenny said...: supercalafragalisticexpialidocious!; October 28, 2008 at 2:12 PM
Rachel said...: super, I am on that tomorrow!
I love that your mom is festive; October 29, 2008 at 9:34 AM
Jibe Ho said...: I have already been tagged. I think you are trying to cause an accidental jibe!!! I think festive for your mom is definitely a better answer than an accidental jibe.; October 30, 2008 at 5:38 PM

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A woman is shopping at Costco when "nature calls". She takes her 3 year old child, who speaks well & loud with her into the restroom. If you'd have been one of the ladies in the restroom that evening, this is what you would have heard: "Mommy, are you gonna go potty? Oh! Why are you putting toiwet paper on the potty Mommy? Oh! Now you gonna sit down on the toiwet paper Mommy? Mommy, what are you doing? Are you gonna go stinkies on the potty?" At this point the woman started to mentally count how many women were there when she walked in. A couple stalls were full, 4? 5? The child continued; "Mommy you ARE going stinkies aren't you? Dats a good girl Mommy. You gonna get candy for going stinkies on da potty? Let me see doze stinkies Mommy!" Trying to divert him, the mother handed him her purse and suggested he see if there was a candy for both of them. "Oh Mommy! I'm trying to see in der to see doze more stinkies." At this point the boy started to gag! "Oh Mommy doze stinkies are going to make me frow up. I fink I'm going to frow up Mommy! Dat is so GROSS!" His gags became louder and so did the chuckles outside the stall. She quickly flushed the toilet in hopes of changing the subject. "Mommy, I want you to get off the potty now and be done going stinkies. Get up, get up!" He grunted as he tried to pull her off of he toilet. The woman tried to reason with herself and brush off the embrassing situation. She bent down to count the feet under the door. "Oh, are you wooking under dere Mommy? You wooking at da wady's feet?" The boy began to pound on the locked stall door. "Mommy we have to go out now Mommy. We need to wash our hands." The woman sheepishly opened the stall door and found 20 woman smiling and applauding as the two began to wash their hands!..ahh...the joys of parenthood...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
A couple drove to their car to the local Wal*Mart, only to have it break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to run in and do the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. She returned a while later to see a small group of people near the car. As she got closer she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the car. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of under-roo's turned "private" parts into public ones. Unable to stand the embarassment, she stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts and tucked everything back into place. Taking a deep breath, she stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband! The mechanic had to have 3 stiches in his forehead!!

My best friend Tara, and I took the girls to Moab. Because there were many times the radio kept going out, we decided to let the girls decide what CD to listen to. They took turns. First Kenny Chesney, then Toby Keith, you know, our usual...no big deal. Upon arrival at the hotel in Moab, it was Tika's turn to choose. I ran in to get registered and Tika passed a CD up to Tara. It was a rap CD that Tara thought would not be good for two sweet little children to listen to. She suggested Tika find something else. Tika said, "we've heard bad words in songs before." Tara gave Tika "the look" and had her return the CD to it's case. Tika looked for a couple minutes and handed Tara her second choice...Tu-Pac. Tara said, "No I don't think that's a good one to listen to. It has a lot of bad language. Really bad language." Tika said, "Tara, we've heard bad language before!" Tara asked, "Like Tu-Pac?" And without hesitation Tika replied, "No, like TWO PARENTS"!!