*E*P*P*S*: ~~eeek!!!!~~"scary soup"

Monday, October 6, 2008

eeek!!!!"scary soup"

If you are just joining us, scroll down to the post I did earlier today about "my favorite things about fall". As the girls & I sat down to eat dinner tonight I was saying how much I love to make soup in the fall.

Earlier today I got out a few of our halloween decorations. The girls have been waiting 6 whole days to use our new (well, I bought them last year on clearance after halloween) skeleton hand glasses.

They thought it would be fun to use them for dinner tonight and make red kool-aid so it looked like we were drinking blood. As we slurped our soup, Carsun pulled a noodle out of her bowl and said"Hey, I have an idea, we could make - up a witches brew to have with our blood."

I got a notepad and wrote down their recipe for "Scary Soup"...

SCARY SOUP

Recipe from Tika (11) & Carsy (8)

Chicken --plucked and torn up

Snake's Pee (Chicken Broth)

Ogre Boogers (fresh parsley)

Skin peeled from a human (minced celery & onion)

Fish tongues (carrots)

rat teeth (corn)

Frog eyes (peas)

Black cat intestines (noodles)

wash down your soup with a nice glass of warm bat blood!

So if that doesn't sound appetizing to you, you must not enjoy halloween as much as we do!!!

heh ~ heh ~ heh ~ heh ~ heh

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: Way cute idea! I so wish I lived next door to you guys! I think I might try to make some scary soup for Sunday! Or is that too scary for the Sabbath? :); October 7, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Anonymous said...: Okay, so I have to tell you...I couldn't wait until Sunday to make the Scary Soup. I made a giant pot tonight and ate two huge bowls. Now, I am super stuffed. It must have been too scary for Reid because he fed the Black Cat intestines to Graycie. Does that make her a cannible? (or whatever it is called); October 8, 2008 at 9:52 PM
Anonymous said...: so great, we need some scary soup at our house now that it has snowed!!!

rachel; October 11, 2008 at 3:03 PM

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