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Friday, August 1, 2008

and the winner is...

Well everyone, we are related to a sweepstakes WINNER! HOORAY JUSTIN!! This year the girls and I entered nothing into the fair. Justin on the other hand entered 3 things and got 2 blue ribbons and ONE SWEEPSTAKES! It was for a thimble he had made out of wood. Good job Justin! After looking around at all of the fair stuff, Justin had to go back to work, so the girls and I went and walked around the fair. All I did was let them get a treat. NO rides...mean momma huh? Tika got a sno-cone, Carsy got an italian ice, and I got one of those yummy Texas Twister drinks. Anyway, I just thought everyone should know that Justin won a purple ribbon at the 2008 Wasatch County Fair!!

4 comments:

Jenny said...: colored treats with white shirts! You have girls!!! my boys would have turned their white shirts into tie die shirts! Are the rides always that pricey!!!!; August 2, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Rachel said...: I saw that thimble - good job!!; August 3, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Anonymous said...: My family is so talented! Good job Justin! If you think of how they make those, it is amazing that he turned that little thing. I'm expecting half of the exhibits in the quilt room to be yours next year young lady! ;); August 7, 2008 at 9:14 PM
Jenny said...: Crusan, have you vanished. I miss you what is going on! Call me, are you coming to quilt guild?; September 3, 2008 at 10:34 PM

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